Tuesday, 20 April 2010

If I was a...

If I was a month, I’d be November. Nice mixture of Autumn and Winter... Dark, chilly, Halloween, cosy indoor times.

If I was a day of the week, I'd be a Saturday. Everybody loves a Saturday (well maybe not retail workers who have to work weekends... I feel your pain, I did it for years!
If I was a time of day, I’d be evening. Time to cosy down and chill out.
If I was a planet, I’d be the mooooooon (search The Mighty Boosh).

If I was a sea animal, I’d be a seal. Used to love them when I was younger. I'd then like to show the seal clubbers a taste of their own medicine. Bastards.
If I was a direction, I’d be forwards. In theory anyway, as I always look back on the past though I believe it is better to look ahead!

If I was a piece of furniture, I'd be the most comfiest bed in the world.
If I was a liquid, I’d be water. So refreshing!
If I was a gemstone, I’d rather be a nice, smooth pebble thanks. More interesting I think!

If I was a tree, I’d be one full of monkeys! Eeeee!
If I was a tool, I’d be a hammer, everyone needs a hammer to put lovely pictures up!

If I was a flower, I’d be maybe a crysanthemum?
If I was a kind of weather, I’d be chilly and dark. Winter weather!

If I was a musical instrument, I’d be the drums!
If I was a color, I’d be black.
If I was an emotion, I’d be gentle. I love gentleness. Whether it be in manner, in weather (gentle breeze), in touch... The word itself makes me feel safe and relaxed.

If I was a fruit, I’d be a grape (unseeded), hehe.
If I was a sound, I’d be a cute animal sound... like when Bela sighs... he's so cute when he does that!

If I was an element, I’d be water.
If I was a car, I’d be a cute little black car of some sort. Cheap but reliable.
If I was a food I would be pasta. With Dolmio sauce, yumyum.

If I was a place, I’d be home.

If I was a material, I’d be soft cotton.

If I was a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I was a scent, I’d be vanilla.

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